Skip to main content

Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.
Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!
by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022
mugGet the Monopoly on bullshitmug.

BULLSHIT DETECTOR

Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.

Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.
"Hey Dave my bullshit detectors tells me your talkin a load of shit."

That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
by Moscow Man June 8, 2020
mugGet the BULLSHIT DETECTORmug.

Bullshit Ohio!

A saying meaning "Ya right," or just simply "No." used to get a point across more clearly and often makes people laugh.
you gonna do it?

Bullshit Ohio! Im not doin that!

-or-

I think I saw you there

Bullshit Ohio! Theres no way you would have seen me there!
by Chuck T. Diesel May 13, 2011
mugGet the Bullshit Ohio!mug.

Bullshit bud

1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.

2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.
1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"

Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"

2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"

Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"
by McGyverSmoker August 13, 2010
mugGet the Bullshit budmug.

Bullshit Artist

"someone who's thought is complete bullshit and will/try bullshit others."
"you can't bullshit a bullshit artist."
by Additional Air July 31, 2022
mugGet the Bullshit Artistmug.

backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*
by aria k! March 8, 2022
mugGet the backseat bullshitmug.

booty bullshit

When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.
Can I go to the store with you to get sour crout? No. That's some booty bullshit
by Mikahraelolol May 26, 2018
mugGet the booty bullshitmug.

Share this definition