The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020
Get the bullshit banner mug.Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.
Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.
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"Hey Dave my bullshit detectors tells me your talkin a load of shit."
That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
by Moscow Man June 8, 2020
Get the BULLSHIT DETECTOR mug.When life decides to throw you a bone.
Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020
Get the Bullshit Tax mug.It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
Get the Perfect bullshit mug.A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020
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Get the Felonious bullshit mug.An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.
The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.
by LostFido February 11, 2018
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