burger eating invasion monkey

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.

I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.

by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008

bugger

Something that annoys you.

This puzzle is a bugger! I don't have a clue as to what to do next!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 26, 2021

Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!

X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Budger

The act of budging someone who has been badgering you.

Damnn why does that renee girl keep budgering me when we walk together?

by joseph88 September 5, 2011

burger

Minced and reformed beef in a vaguely disc-shaped slab, cooked, and placed inside a bread roll, possibly along with various vegetables and sauces. Usually the meat is sourced from cheap offcuts and has a higher than average fat content. That being said, there is something distinctly refreshing about biting into a great greasy burger once every so often.

The best burgers in existence are thick, juicy, and served on a random floury white bread roll. None of this standardised McDonalds crap!

by KHD September 27, 2003

Baby Burger

A video located on the deep web considered to be the most vile, disgusting, and dark videos on the entirety of the internet. The worst of the worst. It depicts two men, who tie up a mother to a tree, and force her to watch as they throw her infant child into an industrial wood cutter. After being soaked in the child's blood they then take the shredded meat of the child and consume it, hence the name (it looks like ground hamburger meat).

"Have you seen 3 guys one hammer? Bro it's like the worst video on the internet."
"Are you kidding? That shit is as mild as My Little Pony compared to Baby Burger."

by Pringal Jugar August 1, 2016

wet burger

A wet burger is any sort of canned or bottled beer. Wet burgers are generally enjoyed cold, and can be quite refreshing.

"I'm going to the 'fridge, do you want anything?"
"Yeah, hook me up with a wet burger!"

by Natron 5000 March 9, 2007