Brudge

A small, stiff piece of dirt or debris lodged in the crevices of one's shoes or other objects after outdoor activities.

After a long hike, Sarah noticed several brudges wedged in the treads of her boots, so she tapped them together to dislodge the stubborn bits.

by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023

idiot badge

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009

Out-badged

When one officer or official tries to come in to take control of a situation from another by flashing his identification, only to find out that the man that's already there has more authority, which he proves by showing his identification.

I went downtown to check out the crime scene, but that douche from the FBI out-badged me!

by Theworddumpster October 29, 2009

Dooze Bodger

someone who goes out of their way to avoid drinking or downing their drink

Peter Gillibrand is a dooze bodger

by The incredible Pint Chopper September 19, 2016

European Badger Man

Isa European Badger Man is the lead Hybrid of Europe. He was the first hybrid in Europe ever to have been created. Some thought at the time that a badger was a strange animal for a human to merge with. However years later people have seen the benefits of a human/badger hybrid as European Badger Man has become one of the most influential and iconic political leaders of the world.

Have you ever met a leader who is as iconic and influential as European Badger Man?

by The Rustler June 10, 2017

diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.

I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!

by Keeno69 January 20, 2022

Polishing the Badge

Prolonged ass licking

Your Mom was really polishing the badge last nigth. I've never felt so fresh.

by Razor 6 January 17, 2012