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bovay

(Alt. "The Bov) A residence hall on the Ripon College campus that rivals Brockway in noise and immaturity. Home of Theta Chi fraternity.
by VU December 13, 2003
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Broadcast jockey

A negative nickname given to a journalist who specializes in the television broadcast medium. Often times little more than a pretty face that can read a teleprompter. A broadcast jockey is void of independent thought and lacks common sense.
Example:
Broadcast Jockey Tracy Butler, from Chicago's ABC 7 news team, tested out a new Vespa motor scooter on live tv without actually knowing how to ride a scooter.

"See ya Jose and Judy, I'm outta here."
She wiped out on State Street 5 seconds later.
"I'm fine...hahahaha. Just goes to show you live tv can be interesting."

Also:
Ron Burgundy: Thanks for watching Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you type, Burgundy will read!
by dixiescotch November 9, 2010
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Broadbent

A bunch of people with the biggest cocks and best kissers
The broadbent family is the best
by Bigbadkb May 1, 2018
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broad

a peice of meat with a hole in it. meat with a hole
"That broad looks well done"
by kevin Majone December 30, 2007
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broadcast memory

when you are telling a story about your life when suddenly you realize that it was derived from a show or movie. NOT YOUR OWN LIFE. usually occurs within a person who has "no life"
Brad: hey dude, one time i had a crush on this girl named mary and i was at her house on prom night and got my penis caught in my zipper while i was...wait...nevermind, that was from the movie "all about mary".

Chad: Wow Brad, havin a bad case of broadcast memory? You really need to get a life!
by NatGrimace June 21, 2009
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broad

Being so V-shaped, that you put the letter V to shame and it had retire from the alphabet.

Your shoulders are too far apart to fit in a standard size door frame, so you have to enter a room side on.
Man: Hi I'm Charlie and I'm really broad. I resemble an hour glass.
by Bantertron May 5, 2011
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Broad Ripple High School

Located in Broad Ripple village on the North Side of Indiana, Broad Ripple (Magnet) High School is home to some of the most terrifying, awkward, strange children you will ever chance to encounter.

There are the awesome kids from the art, music, and theater magnets, but there are also some punks from the media communications and humanities magnets that nobody pays attention to.

Broad Ripple is a sanctuary for homosexuals, nerds, freaks, and people who just plain don't fit in. Ironically, Broad Ripple is home to the Rockets! Large rockets that resemble a male genitalia are portrayed throughout the entire school. The only school in Indiana where you can utter the phrase, "I don't like black people" and not be beaten to a senseless bloody pulp. This is because people at Broad Ripple are intelligent and win their personal battles with the power od WORDS.

Broad Ripple high school is also a magical place filled with wonderful controlled substances. Many drugs can be found floating through the orang and black decorated hallways, e.g. Heroin, Ecstasy, and even Morphine. At any time of the day you can walk in to the cafeteria and buy magical Lazy Cakes or even Marijauna brownies. Yummy!

Go rockets!
Tom: "Hey, Did you hear about the kids from Broad Ripple High School?"

Eric: "Yeah, they're all faggots. Literally."
by Heroin Bob Psycho Sean November 2, 2011
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