scottish breakfast

You take a slice of warm haggis and place it over someone's asshole. You then slide your cock through the greasy haggis patty and into the now slippery butthole, preferably in the morning.

I ran out of lube this morning so I fried up some haggis and surprised my girlfriend with a big hot Scottish breakfast.

by Greatscott December 2, 2013

breakfast of champions

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...

A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets

"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"

by Stars of Mars March 14, 2007

Foot Breakfast

when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face

Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra

by provider44 January 13, 2010

truckstop breakfast

noun- The truckstop breakfast emerged out of long distances between service stops, hemorrhoids, and man-hunger. Usually performed as 'soixante-neuf' (or 69), two typically bearded truck drivers gingerly nibble one another's hemorrhoids until both are satiated.

...but the third truckstop breakfast was just right, and so she ate it all up.

by keldard February 20, 2011

16 oz of Breakfast

To drink beer for breakfast, the 16 oz (or ounce) refers to the size of a the beer can

"I'm going to the convenience store to get 16 oz of breakfast"

by Zherkovski January 14, 2008

country breakfast

An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.

Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!

by Sandra Rosenbaum September 10, 2008

from hell to breakfast

Farmer's phrase referring to the hours they were out early (sunrise) working in the fields before breakfast.

The time spent working , often in unpleasant conditions, before breakfast. If the work was easy or pleasant, there would be no need for hell reference.

I plowed the new potato field from hell to breakfast.

I worked on the project from hell to breakfast.

I have the hell to breakfast schedule.

by MrPeabody November 12, 2007