bogan

A person who is walks around streets trying to look cool and smoke and will most likely drive a skyline

look at that bogan in his skyline

by Alakiedadek August 14, 2018

bogan

“Bogan” is a state of mind that leads to suboptimal outcomes. Below is snap shots of the inner bogan mindset and what behaviours non-bogan observe.

Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are

Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are

Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears

Bogan: What ya looking at ya poofter
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.

Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?

by mattyqwerty2 December 2, 2018

Bogan Saruman

The "Bogan Saruman" is an older working class, redneck, hard drinking/smoking white guy, who's adopted the long beard, long grey hair appearance of a wizard from the Lord of Rings.

Yeah mate, Bruce is a bit of a Bogan Saruman, but he's an an all right bloke.

by Muzzrelli January 20, 2019

Bodangle

Verb-
The act of swinging back and forth; What ones nuts do

My balls bodangle in your hair

by Jew.C.Dong March 15, 2019

Bogan glass

Broken glass thrown by a bogan, most often from a car, onto the footpath (sidewalk), bicycle lane or road.

My dog got some bogan glass stuck in his paw. Bogan cunts.

by reepy March 18, 2019

Bogan

an uncouth or unsophisticated person regarded as being of low social status. Can also be used as an insult.
Commonly used in Australia.

Ah mate, that bogan chucked me stubby out the window

by gary_the_snail_sabby March 27, 2019

Bogan

A bogan is a term used for a ratty south Australia man who loves drinking vb longnecks at 10 to 12 in the fucking morning and has a beauty of a mullet. Men like this usually have no teeth to spare because as young kids the took cheap handfuls of speed and bashed others who were going through the same depression as them.

Oi I saw a massive bogan yesterday he was pissed on vb and had bags of speed hanging out of his pocket, he had no teeth and had a massive mullet. He had a name tag on I’m pretty sure it read “Callum Sullivan”

by King Kong Tom (p) April 2, 2019