Boobs on rice

A disturbing thought of something totally random that has no real meaning or definition

"DUDE... boobs on rice"
"oh my god, did you just have boobs on rice"

by TRIALSVIP January 25, 2010

boobsolete

A woman with huge breasts who has no brain whatsoever, and thus the likes of them become obsolete to the general public in a matter of hours.

Mai: Hey Andy, look at how hot I am today! *smiles as her big boobs bounce*

Andy: Sorry Mai, I don't like you anymore.

Mai: Why? T_T

Andy: Because you're boobsolete. Now get lost.

by Negalmuur July 27, 2010

bitch boobs

a fat mans tits

Damn, did you see that fag Dr. Phil? He has some huge ass bitch boobs!

by alex March 19, 2004

plate-in-lip boobs

Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.

At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.

by sophie's mama October 11, 2005

fire boobs

when she doesn't know you have herpes and you dump a fat nut on her tits and leave it there

sally sue: shit i shouldn'ta gone into that dark alley with that guy, i got fire boobs

partario: i thought you were my girlfriend

by pleb 5 March 31, 2009

cow boobs

Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.

Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.

Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.

by Creepytastik September 4, 2011

Spooky Boobs

a form of being, in the game of Minecraft. Turn yourself invisible and put on either an Iron Chestplate or Chain Chestplate, and you will look like a floating chestplate. If you are a girl, theoretically the chestplate would be covering your boobs, while invisible, so hence the name "Spooky Boobs"

Sky: Hey look, floating chestplate!
Jerome: Nah, bro those are Spooky Boobs!

by SolidSnake1985 August 20, 2013