Book turtle

Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books

Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.

by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017

book funk

The inability to read any book regardless of genre.

I'm in a terrible book funk.

by BookBoyfriendHarem July 19, 2018

Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 3, 2013

Shepherd Book

Derrial Book (commonly called Shepherd Book and born as Henry Evans) is a fictional character played by Ron Glass in the science-fiction/Western television series Firefly and its sequel movie, Serenity. He is a Shepherd (the literal English translation of the clerical title "Pastor", from the Latin), and provides frequent spiritual advice and perspectives for the crew of Serenity.

"Firefly: Our Mrs. Reynolds (#1.3)" (2002)
Shepherd Book: to Mal If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

by thecyberczarina July 5, 2012

stalk booking

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...

can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.

by the real mr t. January 13, 2009

Minecraft books

The four new bibles, the combat, construction, beginner's, and redstone handbooks are essential to have in any play through of life especially at a younger age.

Hey dude, do you have the Minecraft books?
Yeah lol, all 4
HE IS THE MESSIAH

by Dankey God October 5, 2020

Book Snatcher

One who steals books to sell them back for money. Book Snatchers are usually found on or around a campus.

Damn man, I can't find my book I think a book snatcher got it!

by CP November 19, 2004