bottle bong

A bong that is made out of an empty water bottle.

Person 1: "Hey man, got any kush?"

Person 2: "Yeah, just no bong"

Person 1: "It's aight. I can make a bottle bong."

by detourious#1015 July 22, 2017

Meat Bong

The act of having the tip of your cock sucked, while receiving a hand job, then having your testicles lit on fire after they have most likely been soaked in a flammable liquid or material

Hey man I got to try out a Meat Bong last night! "Really? How was it?" IT FUCKING HURT!!

by Some guy from the DRAKWEB August 30, 2017

Bong Cough

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration

*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”

by meesandauds July 17, 2018

bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.

Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!

by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018

Bog Bong

The act of shitting and have a bong

Xan: Come have a bong

Caps: I can’t I’m shitting

Xan : that’s all good just have a Bog Bong

by ShelfinXans January 25, 2022

Biggle bong

An insult a old man would make to try and offend you for stepping on his grass, of course you have no idea what it means but what it actually means is fuck you bitch so yeah...

"GET OFF MY LAWN, BIGGLE BONG!"

by donkey nuts yum balls February 8, 2022

Dong Bong

A sex move where two people get high and one lights the other's dick and balls on fire.

"God, my balls still hurt. We did the Dong Bong last night."

by Natsfroh April 10, 2022