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BOFO

(adj.) Acronym: Big Ol' Fat One

Used to describe something enormous or significant; pronounced "boffo".
1. Did you hear about those two congressmen who didn't get sworn in? Talk about a BOFO mistake!

2. Oh god, that hamster is BOFO! What are you feeding it?!
by loons January 7, 2011
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beforek

Idziemy do Janka na beforek przez imprezą
We're hitting Janek's place for a jumpstart before the real party
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Bofor bofo beforenoon boor before bofars bonor Boori Beforetime beforehand
The right and only way of eating cereal
Omg shes pouring the milk before the cereal ?? She's so smart
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bofo'd

meaning as in being butt fucked....came from and 8pm walk in the ghetto neighberhood
"o ma gawd that chick is walking all bofo'd"
by Stephy February 6, 2005
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The Hand Before Time

The Hand Before Time is a sexual act where a woman with a little T-rex arm gives a man an old fashioned.
That homeless lady outside the liquor store used her little gimp arm to give Steve a The hand before time.
by Ron J. Livingston December 14, 2010
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Shock her before you Spock her!

A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.

The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'
Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"
by Veebz October 22, 2011
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get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
by NINerd January 17, 2009
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