Bum Bath

The art of washing your entire vehicle with the sponge/squegee at the gas pump in less time than it takes to fill your gas tank.

Hey watch this. I'll give my truck a Bum Bath before my tank is full.

by Gruteman October 2, 2012

bubble bath

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Having a laugh'
Usually shortened to "Ave'n a bubble!"

eq. Whats he think he's doin'? He's ave'in a bubble!

by Secret666 August 11, 2005

Bather's Finger

The wrinkly finger you get from massaging a ladies moist parts or when she self services!
Similar to spending too long in the bath.

Man, she was so wet I got bather's finger.

I was so horny last night I got bather's finger.

by Jonah Jones November 3, 2008

Bathel

(vb.) To pretend to have read the book under discussion when in fact you've only seen the TV series.

I managed to bathel my way through the party last night without too much suspicion.

by MrSplinch December 15, 2016

bathing

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
example:
JIMMY YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE ASS!!! START BATHING!!
(after bath)
ok jimmy....see bathing is something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

by SailorStarmi May 27, 2017

bathaculous

A 10 on the fitty bitty scale

wow look bathaculous

by pete69 July 5, 2020

disco bath

a quick dip into the tub to shave and refresh before going out, but not so thorough that you have to redo your hair.

the bath version of a disco nap.

There's a fine line between a disco bath and sweating so much that you have to redo your hair before the party.

by floridagirlindc February 27, 2010