Second baseman

A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.

Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”

Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”

by allielovesunicorns January 4, 2019

The batman

The batman is were you kill his/her parents before sex

Me : I just did the batman to this girl

My friend : how long you got in jail

by Matey 99 April 7, 2021

Get Batmanned

When somebody's parents are murder or both die unexpectedly.

You're gonna have to learn this on your own son, your mother and I could get batmanned any day

by Areese May 16, 2021

Rusty Batman

The act of Sixty Nining where both parties shove their thumbs up eachothers's asses after a particularly hot curry, pulling them out and making a Bat Signal between them.

You would not believe what Sandra make me do last night! She begged me to do a rusty batman with her. So the wedding is Thursday.

by RuneClaw July 31, 2021

A Batman’s Wife

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.

Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.

by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021

GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!

A phrase in which you are shook and surprised but also disappointed.

Can also be used when you see an incredibly voluptuous badonkadonk (on occasion lady utters but not sag bags).

Jeret , "My pet guinea pig died."
John, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

*Kate who is built like a pear walks by*
Rick, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021

thank you batsman

An expression of minor gratitude towards an action that is courteous yet expected

An off spinner is bowling and the batsman plays a soft handed forward defensive stroke which causes the ball to drop dead by his feet. The batsman bends over and tosses the ball back to the bowler to which the bowler acknowledges the gesture "thank you batsman"

by petsiders January 21, 2018