babs

Horribly fat butterbeast.

Oh man, Cameron is such a babs; that's his 5th cake today.

by cadyyy October 24, 2007

Babs

A total pizza-faced asswipe who thinks he's all hot shit. Virtually every art of his body resembles some sort of Italian food, like pizza (stuffed crust, deep-dish, etc.), lasagna, cheesy bread, fettuccine alfredo, and a variety of other extra saucy and cheesy dishes. He also likes to think he's better than you, along with everyone else. People like to make comments on how ass-ugly he is and how its funny how he thinks he's superior.

Also, he has a small penis.

Wow, that babs has tons of acne.

Wow, that babs's penis looks like a tic tac.

by alltheanswers February 3, 2010

The Barbarians are at the gates.

A term used to convey the very urgent need for a toilet.

Similar to moles nose and touching cloth.

....it has been great talking to you but I really gotta go. The Barbarians are at the gates.

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

BABS

BABS a.k.a. Battery Acid Butt Syndrome: a syndrome that occurs during or after taking a piss out of your ass. Comparable to battery acid being splashed on your asshole with some possible spread to the taint. Pain is associated with inability to continue shitting... Prayer and false promises to God are common.

Mike: "It felt like satan was crawling out my asshole with spikes on his body and the fires of hell covering him."
Lili: "Oh man, you got the babs"

by KristenB March 7, 2008

dirty barbara

Someone who plays many people.

Dude, my girlfriend is such a Dirty Barbara!

by Beanz_666 May 13, 2020

barbadum or barbanum

A melksham-ism used amongst a small west country group of teens in the late 90's - use has continued and is yet to surface in popular culture , other words are also used in conjunction , barbanum bear, gurnhard shurnhard, bake the bean .. all mean everything and nothing except bake the bean which will be explained on it's own .

barbanum as a greeting - 'barbanum!'
barbanum as a profanity 'fucking barbanum!!!'
as an indication of understated non commital happiness 'barbanum bear'

by ScaryJim December 9, 2004

Barbaneez

To smell of midgets and rotten clowns.

Holy crap, Barbaneez looks like my aunt

by Duude September 25, 2005