Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Bollocks

a language spoken extensively in the political arena

"that Tony Blair doesn't half talk bollocks"

by Article Bad Out May 14, 2003

Bollocks

1 - Male Genitalia
2 - A word to express ones anger at something. Like shit, fuck or crap.

Oh bollocks! I caught my hand on some chicken wire!

by fiona Hillcox May 21, 2005

Soppy Bollocks

1. a poof, a fag, someone who fails 2 stand up 4 themselves
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles

1)oi soppy bollocks, make ur mind up.
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks

by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004

Bullock

A derogatory term used to call gays that perform anal sex in a hard fashion. The term comes from the word Bull as in ramming their horn.

I don't like to mess with him because he is such a Bullock in bed

by Dr. Jo Jack March 17, 2011

sandra bullocks

1. Bullshit or nonsense. Cockney Rhyming Slang for bollocks 2. Testicles, balls.

1.If cheating weren't bad enough the bitch had to give me that load of Sandra Bullocks about why she was late!
2.Damnit, if I find that man, I'm cutting off his Sandra Bullocks!

by darkest_light August 31, 2008

Dog's bollocks

This has been defined elsewhere, correctly, as British slang for "the best".

The interesting thing about its possible origin is that the word cynosure, meaning "something brilliant that attracts attention" derives from two Greek words, Kynos (meaning "dog's" or "of the dog") + oura (meaning "tail"). This meaning of "the dog's tail" was used at one time to refer to the constellation Ursa Minor, which is bright and attracts attention.

So: did some classically-versed wag originate the phrase?

"My new video card is the dog's bollocks"

by Mickjo September 24, 2012