blowing a gasket

When you take a dump and the turd is so massive, that you tear a small rift in your sphincter.

Oh man, I just took a huge dump and then it started to bleed. I think I just blew a gasket!

Blowing a gasket is really natures way of telling you to eat more fiber and drink more coffee

by MontyDingo May 27, 2010

blowing your reserve

when u take a hit off a blunt or bong and start coughing.. so hard that you throw up a big puddle of mucous.. not actual puke just mucous.

the first smoke of the day usually leads up to.. blowing your reserve

by italian smallie April 19, 2009

blorking

Blogging for work, or work related blogging.

Sam is busy blorking for the company website.

by pid_bds February 9, 2009

Blowing O's

Vape trick.

He's really good at blowing O's.

by LegalizeDreams June 25, 2018

Blobing

a person who is lieing or not telling the truth

when your telling a story and your lieing i would say "STOP BLOBING"

by Blob Jawad December 12, 2008

Boringasm

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.

Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"

by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009

blowing the bird

smoking marujuana.

Dude, you know I blow the bird before going to a party.

by J-Dub03 June 13, 2005