The unpleasant, enduring reaction to cliff-hanger endings particular to the HBO show, "True Blood." This is derived from the idea that "True Blood" never quite climaxes, rather cutting to the credits just before the episode comes to fruition, which, in effect, is detrimental to the viewer's body and mind. The pain simulates blue-balls, lasts for days, and can only be pacified by another episode of "True Blood." Unfortunately, such a solution reaps the same consequences.
This concept can be generalized to incorporate any mystical television program which prides itself on being equally torturous and addictive.
This concept can be generalized to incorporate any mystical television program which prides itself on being equally torturous and addictive.
"Man fucking shit, I have to wait nine months to get rid of these true-balls."
"You can't just masturbate to online episodes?"
"You can't just masturbate to online episodes?"
by Ludovico 6710 September 25, 2009
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Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!
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Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!
by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011
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1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.
4. Something yelled to shock people.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.
4. Something yelled to shock people.
1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
Get the Balls mug.This is synonymous with testicular body odor. Chili describes the odor emanating from sweaty male testes. The degree of "chili-ness" will vary depending on
(1) the size of the balls,
(2) the level of sweat accumulating around the balls,
(3) amount of pubes growing from the vulnerable region, and
(4) the diet of the host.
It is important to note that women do not like chili balls. Before a date, a male should always do a "chili-check". Simply use your fingers to swipe under your balls and give it a quick whiff. If the smell screams Hormel, wash your nuts if you plan on getting any.
(1) the size of the balls,
(2) the level of sweat accumulating around the balls,
(3) amount of pubes growing from the vulnerable region, and
(4) the diet of the host.
It is important to note that women do not like chili balls. Before a date, a male should always do a "chili-check". Simply use your fingers to swipe under your balls and give it a quick whiff. If the smell screams Hormel, wash your nuts if you plan on getting any.
by Sara U. October 30, 2007
Get the chili balls mug.1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.
or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.
or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.
by Nick McD September 25, 2010
Get the No hair off my balls mug.Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."
by Adam7172 September 17, 2016
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