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asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.
So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.
by Steve Viola October 30, 2008
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asshat

a shrude talking hat that shouts mean names
Hat: Yo B-otch your a nasty
Woman: :'( your an asshat!
by HuggiePanda August 21, 2008
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asshat

The act of resembling a condom which has been used in the process of ass penetration.

Which or may not have been in gay anal sex.

Ie: Dirty asshat.
Ex: "Dude...don't be such an asshat"
by 13blackcats December 21, 2008
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asstamina

asstamina is your butts overall endurance; like how long you can ride a bike, sit in an uncomfortable chair, or be fucked in the ass without it starting to hurt.
#1: matt "my ass hurts so bad from riding my bike"

tiffany "well you just need to increase your asstamina"
matt "yea yea, i know"

#2 kaleb"man i wish that girl would last longer as i ass-fucked her.."
sam" yea, girls these days just dont have enough asstamina"
by sillyblondegirl April 25, 2010
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Asscatastrophe

n: someone who is a complete mess, while at the same time is being belligerent and somewhat of a dick.
Holy shitman look at you. Your a goddamn asscatastrophe.

That fuckin asshats an asscatastrophe.
by Assclown100 March 28, 2011
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assmateloving

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.
by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011
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assmateloving

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.
by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011
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