tank arse

When a fat girls arse has its own "shelf". Big enough to fit your weekly shopping on.

"Shit son, look at the tank arse on her!"

by some kiddo June 13, 2008

arse bellows

A state of affairs where correlation has been incorrectly assumed to imply causality. Originates in a story where in the 1700s, bellows were used to pump smoke into the rectum of victims of drowning to resuscitate them, because of a single incident where this treatment had been applied and the patient recovered.

So because these two people have the same first name and age, anyone else with the same name is the same age? That's arse bellows!

by arc123 April 1, 2011

Arse Wipe

Name Given to people that are just retards

Guy 1: Your Such an Arse Wipe!
Kevin Shorter: What? Why?
Guy 1: You Just are.

by jbfhjjabfjb December 16, 2010

rat-arsed

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.

I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.

by Richie December 11, 2003

arse vole

a hairy fucking pain in the arse who forgets to buy you beer when he goes to the off licence, and who keeps you awake with his snoring

my boyriend is a fucking arse vole and i'm gonna wait till he falls asleep snores and shave his eyebrows off, the cunt

by helen sully December 28, 2006

Short-arse

A man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome Sometimes also heard as short-ass

"I won't be seeing him again the short-arse."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

Up the Arse

Australian Expression: Used to describe when something is in great quantity.

"Yo! P.Diddy has got money up the arse!"

by Blazey da Best June 3, 2005