Body Armor

Body Armor is a healthy drink made for high performance: it’s uses ranging from extreme athletes to many people with daily jobs. It far surpasses Gatorade and Powerade as a healthy replenishment of necessary vitamins, sugars, and nutrients. It includes ingredients such as coconut water, electrolytes, and at least for different B-Vitamins.

Careful though, if you drink to much when you don’t need replenishment, it’s the same as Gatorade, and will give throat ache and heartburn (acid reflux)

Liam: Man, I feel like I’ll die after running that mile in 100 degrees Fahrenheit

Olivia: Here, I brought us each a Body Armor drink, that’ll fix you in five minutes!

by Health nut 🥜 July 8, 2020

twelve-hour one armed bandit

A driver who uses only one hand at any given position on the steering wheel. May often use palm and friction to turn the wheel without grabbing it. Rarely adds a second hand except for extreme circumstances.

The guy that hit me was driving like a twelve-hour one armed bandit.

by rjp October 5, 2004

armadilo

Claire Ellis soft in the middle hard on the outside armadilo a fat girl called claire wv no m8s not even loser 1s like stephanie who has a hunch bak and lives above the sandwich factory in wellington... tramp

hey calire u big fat armadilo like u bag

by haha claire May 24, 2004

Pink Fairy Armadillo

An awesome kind of armadillo that lives in argentina and they have wings, are pink, and are the smallest armadillo specie!

A pink fairy armadillo raped Fidel Castro. Twice

by Kasheck April 30, 2008

Canadian Armed Forces

Like a midget -- more an amusement than a threat.

Hey Joe, I heard the new recruits finally got their bb guns, and a couple guys got .22s!

by incognito September 11, 2003

Armed and Dangerous

When a person gives a handjob and collects the cum in their hand, then threatens the person they just gave the handjob too by using the cum as a weapon.

Did you hear about Leo? Apparently, his girl pulled an Armed and Dangerous on him and he's still washing it out

by HeftyBoi January 11, 2021

armdick

(n) originally derived from the latin word armeusdickus, an armdick refers to the substitution of one's dick in place of their arm. there is much debate over the correct terminology of this word. purists believe it to be "armdick" while younger generations have adopted the term "dickarm."

this limb/phallic integration gained much popularity in the late 2000s due to the success of the new super mario brothers on the nintendo wii. alongside the armdick in super mario brother was its predecessor the "dicksocket" or "deeksockeet." (see dick socket) together the two changed the face of arms, dicks and sockets as we know it. shigeru miyamoto has commented on this by saying, "before i make deek sockeet, american never have deek with sockeet. then one day i take deek and put with sockeet. american never see it coming. hahahaha."

Dude, Jan just slapped me with her armdick. I didnt even know we had the technology for that.

After the accident, I never though I would walk again. But then I got an armdick.

Armdick? I dont even know you!

Yo bro, is that an armdick?

Armdick. Some stay dry while others feel the pain
Armdick. The school books say it wont be here again

by Shigeru Miyamoto DEEK SOCKEET December 28, 2009