Zombie Apocolypse

The day after Thanksgiving (aka Black Friday). Cool people will dress up as zombies and hassle capitalist shop owners and customers. Do it on Friday!

Me and my buddy pissed off people at the mall as zombies on Zombie Apocolypse day.

by bbbigbossbb December 18, 2005

apologist

One of those annoying douches who apologizes before saying something horribly offensive, ignorant, or demeaning to you. The apology is supposed to make it nicer somehow--or they're attempting to be PC (which is annoying as well).

These type of people also lose credibility on their beliefs since it conveys less confidence about their beliefs.

I'm sorry, but I think you're going to Hell for not being baptized.

I'd like to apologize in advance but I think you're a huge, worthless douchebag.

Quit being an apologist.

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

Will K's Apoligizzle

If you ever read any of Will K's definitions that offend gays, blacks, jews (i am jewish), catholics, retards, etc., he wants you to know that he's sorry and he means nothing: it's just odd things that go through his derranged little mind.

Black, Jewish, Gay Man: Man, I was so fuckin pissed at that guy Will K's defs. until i read Will K's Apoligizzle.
Catholic, Retard: Huh? Why he piss off you?

by Will K. February 22, 2005

Apollonia

Apollonia. A person who is rude. Sassy. Annoying. Aggressive. Selfish. Arrogant. Typically a Capricorn and thinks the world reveolves around them. Typically plays the victim.

Stop being such and Apollonia!
Apollonia stop being such a bitch!

by wazzzupppahhhhh April 5, 2019

Cultural Apologist

A cultural apologist is a person that will utilize a culture that is not native to himself as a polite gesture to a foreigner. These people tend to think that foreigners like them better, as they will often use over needed accents on words such as: "Fajita", "Quesadilla", "menage a trois", "Hola", "Adios", and "Punta"

Mary is being a Cultural Apologist because she keeps pronouncing fajita as if she were from Mexico. Opposed to saying it the American way "Fah-GI-Tah".

I hate the way Ryan is being such a cultural apologist... he keeps saying Ms. Gonzales name as if he were from fricken Mexico. HE'S FROM CANADA!

by j0j3mar August 6, 2010

Letterman apology

the passive-agressive act of dramatically apologizing not only for an action which one has committed, but also for things which one has previously committed, has not committed, and would not likely commit, all in an effort to reduce one's culpability for the central action in question. This is similar to a strategy employed by jewish grandmothers, where one apologizes for all things that have ever happened, whether good or bad.

Example of a "Letterman apology":

Dave: ... so my apologies to subjecting them to that vulnerability and being brow-beaten and humiliated, it never occured to me, and as a matter of fact Alan Coulter kept wanting to know if we'd had sex, do you remember that Alan?

Alan: I did and I don't remember.

Dave: So I'll just say I'm terribly sorry ... And now, also because what can it hurt, once again I'd like to apologize to the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin...

by ssppuunn November 4, 2009

Apollo 11

The biggest lie in history of human kind.

USA: Hey Russia! Did you know? I just sent men to the moon in the Apollo 11.

USSR: Bullshit, you are afraid of our superiority, so you had to come up with a stupid lie. We sent a dog many years ago, your space technology sucks.

by Wizho January 5, 2010