Anus ball

The largest ball of shit/anus.
This person is an anus that has been balled up.
Jimmy: haha you suck!
Bob: Don't be such an Anus Ball
by the silent cuntographer October 19, 2016
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Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.
by Fat boi2 October 02, 2018
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hot anus

a hot anus
by hot anus April 19, 2016
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anus flowers

A phenomenon that occurs when someone eats excessive amounts of $5 value boxes from taco bell, and have "anal bloomage" from their anus
Bro, all that taco bell gave me a bouquet of anus flowers
by Juanorrhea October 15, 2017
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anus chaser

An anus chaser is a person who predominantly chases anuses whilst being addicted to anuses.
Till Lopper is such an anus chaser.
by Lennyw April 24, 2017
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toasty anus

That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.
by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015
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anus waffle

Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.
by The bully slayer June 28, 2015
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