Angry Squid

A (used) condom found inside of female’s birth canal by a sexual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.

M1: Dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick Cindy?

M2: Four days ago, why?

M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!

M2: Oh.

by EOD Prof January 25, 2009

The Angry Carlos

Asking a person to open their mouth, then spitting in it and slapping them across the face.

He was so mad at her he decided to give her The Angry Carlos move.

by Sir Pedro January 17, 2008

angry desk deuce

To drop a deuce (a shit) in the desk drawer of a co-worker; generally driven by hatred or distain. Preferably, one is left in the upper right hand drawer for a right-handed person, or upper left hand drawer for a left-handed person, or just go freestyle, you do you.

I hate my co-worker Dick so much, that I am going to leave an angry desk deuce in his drawer after he leaves for the weekend! Happy Monday morning DICK!

by ihatect2011 July 14, 2011

Angry Fish

When a guy is eating a girl and she has a full body orgasm, her legs slam shut on his face. Pushing his face to look like a fish.

Guy1: "Dude she gave me an angry fish."
Guy2: "Awesome"

by JuSak February 6, 2012

angry young man

A song by Billy Joel which contains an infamously difficult piano riff created by repeatedly hitting the middle C key

A: Damn, I just listened to that song Angry Young Man... is that real!?
B: Yeah, in his prime when he was young he played it even faster than the recording.
A: Holy shit.

by CrashRocks1419 January 21, 2021

angry inch

(1) A penis that is very small.

(1) A penis mutilated by a botched sex change operation.

(3) A man who makes the most of his small penis.

(1) When I pulled down his pants he had an angry inch.

(2) After his botched sex change operation, Hedwig was left with an angry inch.

(3) He had a small penis, but he was an animal in the sack to make up for it!

by katelinnEdwards September 24, 2006

angry beaver

going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one's teeth

I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.

by Chris Cole November 12, 2003