Allen

Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many

Omg, that Allen was so rude!

by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Allen

an Allen is a person that you will meet and if you don't want to kill them on the first day their name isn't really Allen

I hate this Allen I want to kill him.

by ihatepeepe August 17, 2020

Allen

Allen a basic name for a not so basic guy that has an answer to almost everything and has multiple talents but still knows how to have a really good time. Can we the life of the party, and really good in bed

Damn Allen where’d you learn that?

by Nel&b November 22, 2023

sylvia allen

A Sylvia Allen is when you rub your nose through someone’s pubes and sniff around like you’re in a magical enchanted forest looking for smurfs.

Jade has a full natural Bush, perfect for a good Sylvia Allen

by Dan Hauser January 9, 2020

allen russell

The Greatest Pro Wrestler Of All Time, The Man The Myth & The Legend.

That dude is a total Allen Russell. Also the greatest at everything. BITCH.....

by giv a fuc November 29, 2017

Allen

That one guy you know who likes bananas, burritos, etc not for the taste but for the shape.

“Dude, why does he eat hot dogs everyday?”

“He’s an Allen, that’s how Allens be.”

by CheekyDivider October 22, 2025