Alan

Alans are funny, outgoing but when they need to, they are persuasive and stern, often being overly excited about learning new things.
They are also one of the most common polish names.

Person 1: Did you see Alan in class yesterday?
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!

Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !

by NotoriousSimi December 03, 2020

Alan

Mid

“Bro are you watching One piece”

“Nah bruh this shits gay af, more like Alan Piece”

by thelongwalktodachau November 24, 2021

alan

he is bonkers

alan is bonkers

by baldbrandon March 30, 2023

Alan

A fatass faggot nigga who dickrides certain people. He is also a sensitive wank who cant take no fucking jokes. Also a stupid ass nigger.

“He is definitely an Alan” “its giving Alan”

by Ih8N1gg3rz May 09, 2024

alan

Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist

"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"

by bigblasiantiddies June 09, 2022

Alan

He’s a like a box .

Alan the box

by 808boiz July 27, 2021

Alan

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Also a dumbass

Wow it’s a alan in his natural habitat

by Croc77 March 09, 2022