Dane Axe

One of the greatest Danish inventions, created around the 10th century and was commonly used by Viking elite and could break bone even through chainmail

Anglo Saxon: Watch out, a Dane is running right at you with a Dane axe and no consideration for ones life
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!

by DragonDan March 23, 2019

Axe Tag

spraying axe deodorant on a public surface to feel gangster and not get in trouble

Look at this Axe I stole from the mini mart, I'm gonna Axe Tag in the back of the mini mart cause that's how I roll.

by urworsthacker01 December 27, 2011

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 7, 2017

Ax in a Nutshell

Shoving a pole or a broom stick up a womans vagina. Mostly done by another woman.

That was a great way to Ax in a Nutshell!

by The one who made this November 14, 2011

pyro axe

a legendary axe no longer obtainable cuz allencc stole all of the diamonds

ur mother sucked my cock pyro axe

by unban deathguy December 26, 2020

Axe body spray

The thing that musty and smelly people use too cover their smell of trash like take a bath its been 7 years its making you smell worse not better

Jeff: theres the filthy kid who has put on a ton of axe body spray and he smells terrible!
Gabe: i suck di-

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023

axe safety

When you turn the volume off on your guitar before unplugging or placing down so your ears arent assaulted with feedback.

You can tell a new from an experienced fiddler by their axe safety.

by Angus viejo April 21, 2020