anus waffle

When you shit your pants and sit on it.

Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.

by The bully slayer July 8, 2015

The Anus Effect

The anus effecr is very powerful and possibly deadly. Basically, Anus is a skanky ass dwag whose an essay fucker and has a new disability every day. These creatures are very easily triggered so make sure to chop their ears off b4 u open ur blowhole.

Possum: Is that the emo anus everyones been talkin abt
Possum wife: OH NO ITS THE ANUS EFFECT, WE ALL GON BE A CRUSTY ASS FURRIES RUNNNN

by Mcneals Long Lost Dad April 4, 2023

golden anus

the beautiful ass that everybody wants

"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus

by sammyboy147 August 4, 2019

volcanus anus

The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano

Holy shit dude your dog has wicked volcanus anus!

by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015

Pro-anus

Someone who is so pro you cant call them an asshole but you normally would.

"ER MER GERD! That nerd is totally pro-anus!"

by Amazanus July 12, 2014

Anus Cheeseburger

When your Angus Cheeseburger tastes like an asshole.

Mommy, heat me up an Anus Cheeseburger.

by Caillou’s Asshole May 2, 2019

Anus Geyser

When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus

“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.

by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023