Abel 

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Abel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Abel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Abel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Abel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Abel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Abel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Abel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Abel is one who is, as ..

Abel is better then The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Abel
GOD is no match for Abel

Abel by Dr. Pops April 23, 2010

Abelian grape

It is purple and commutes.

The Prilosec bus is an Abelian grape.

Abelian grape by Alexander the Grape May 1, 2004

Abercrombie whore 

A size zero, petit, tanned, (usually) blonde bitch who only shops at Abercrombie.

They make great fag hags though!

Claire: Look at that new girl.
Kit: I know -- a Charlotte Classic polo, Erin Low Rise Skinny size zero jeans, classic rubber flips, AND the new Katherine Cashmere sweater?
Claire: Plus, she's totally tanorexic.
Kit: Total abercrombie whore!

Abercrombie whore by Kit B August 21, 2006

Abercrombie 

Word defining apparent bleeding edge of USA class divide.

Young American person: Your attitude to Abercrombie like defines where you sit in the American caste sytem.

Young rest-of-the-world person: What is Abercrombie?

Abercrombie by well there it is July 18, 2007

abeer 

Slang for a geeky, yet debonair guy. Tends to attract women in droves. Originated in an East European TV show.

That abeer is a nice guy, but he likes chess way too much. I don't know why women find him so attractive.

abeer by ladny_girl January 1, 2011

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A generally overpriced clothing store that sells shirts so thin you can spit through them as well as jeans that are so ripped they look like they could have come out of a dumpster.

If you shop there and weigh over 110 pounds, people will look at you like you're a pudgy freak and you'll develop such a severe eating disorder that you'll end up weighing around sixty five pounds - but hey, you'll look "good."

This store has spawned such abominations as Hollister and "abercrombie" - the kiddie store that sells little lacy thongs for your ten-year-old sister. So cute!

Generally, the guys and chicks that shop there are little trend-followers that will hook onto a style and suckle it until it's as dry as a bone, then move on to the next pathetic trend. They claim A&F has "quality" no other store has, but this is untrue. It is entirely possible to get a nice pair of jeans for, say, thirty dollars, and - here's a novel idea - RIP THEM YOURSELF. Those that shop there often also have an "I'm so much higher-up than you because I can shop as some WASP-y store!" attitude, usually unfounded, as most of those who chose not to shop there are trying not to conform to a cult that will date their closet to "I SHOPPED IN THE 2000s!" Those who shop at stores such as A&F and Hollister are screaming inwardly, "I'm a walking billboard for a fucking clothing store! Go me!" and are generally the poster human beings for birth control.

Not to mention the amount of perfume and cologne sprayed in the air there is enough to send anyone with allergies who shops there into apocalyptic shock, and the clothes you buy there come out smelling like you just got spilled into a dunk-tank full of skunk fumes.

In conclusion, those who shop at Abercrombie & Fitch are dated, smelly billboards. What are you gonna do about it - pop your collar at me?

Abercrombie & Fitch: Dated, nasty-smelling, walking billboard, collar-popping sons of bitches.

Abercrombie & Fitch by KitsuneMinto January 1, 2009

abercrombie and fitch 

An American clothing chain which caters to young adults, mainly the college aged crowd. They sell vintage styled clothing, including ripped jeans and faded shirts. Considered to be of "All-American" East-Coast style. They also own Hollister Co. and Ruehl No 925.

However, there are some points that need to be made:
Firstly, A&F is not truly preppy. Try Lacoste, Polo etc, not to mention the bright colored clothing preps may wear (i.e pink, lime shirts etc)
Secondly, A&F is not overpriced (in terms of all clothing). European fashions will cost you at least 2x as much for a similar item at A&F. A&F isnt really designer clothing, persay. Want expensive jeans? Try dishing out $200 for diesel or even $400 for Dolce and Gabbana.

Bottom line: If you dont like A&F, then dont wear it.

Abercrombie and Fitch: Casual Luxury

abercrombie and fitch by Clothing Critique August 8, 2006