camel humps

Basically the male version or a camel toe.

It's when a guy where's really tight pants or something and you can see the shape of his balls; therefore looking like camel's humps. nice and lumpy.

Did you go to the schools wrestling match last night?
Yeah, it was infested with camel humps.

by janet jack February 7, 2010

Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.

"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"

by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006

camel hump

Male variation of camel toe.

Requires one pair of running shorts and some frank and beans. Now pull the shorts up real high and give yourself a wedgie. Look down at your crotch and--voila! Camel hump!

"Check it out guys, it's camel hump!"
"Oh shit, here comes coach!"

by Timil Deeps May 8, 2004

hump attic

a person who humps ANYTHING

I was walking down the street and i everyone around me was humping random shit my wife as well, they were all hump attics.

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

Hump juice

The grease from a camel burger.

I got hump juice in my eye!

by incraigulous September 28, 2019

beaver hump

If you have to lift the hump to shave the Beaver..you have a beaver hump

My beaver hump has to be tucked into my pants.

by desertflower410 May 24, 2017