A landline Arkwood Man 

A landline Arkwood Man is a man that has made it to the top of his game in the transport industry,there is no where he won't go,nothing he won't cart or any hour of the day or day of the week he won't work. A truck driving fuckin legend usually found driving a Kenworth.

He handled that like a landline arkwood man would

A landline Arkwood Man by The transport observer June 16, 2023

Man with a massive penor 

An intellectual with a enlarged penis

Dat bois is a man with a massive penor

Man with a massive penor by Man with a masive penor May 7, 2018

man with a plan

Refers to the intention of a man to have sex with a woman. From Cole Porter's song "Too Darn Hot". Lyric in part below.

According to the Kinsey report
Every average man you know
Likes his lovey-dovey to court
When the temperature is low
But when the thermometer goes right up
And the weather is sizzling hot
Mister Man, with the plan, is not

Current ads for Viagra refer to "A man with a plan"

man with a plan by notso May 20, 2014

Man on a mission 

An indian man (because of the red dots on their heads.). Can often be found in groups, known as a 'SWAT Team'. If it is an area where you are surrounded by men/women on missions, you have found yourself in 'Mission HQ'. If they're in a hurry, they are on an 'epic mission'. If they look angry, they're on a 'vengeance mission.' If you find one working at 7-11, they're 'working undercover'.

Guy 1: Shit, check out that man on a mission... looking like an epic mission. Damn he looks mad... At least he's gone though...

Guy 2: I wouldn't be so sure man, look *points around*. SWAT Team over there, man on epic mission there, man on a vengeance mission...

Guy 1: FUCK D: We're surrounded! Run for that 7-11!

Guy 2: NO MAN! They're undercover in there, you know better than that!

Guy 1: RUN FOR IT MAN!

Man on a mission by The Reverend Tholomew Plague January 3, 2010

Skedar the man with a plan 

Adam
The biggest pyro in town!

Skedar has many plans!

Skedar the man with a plan by skedar March 5, 2004

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck 

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

business man in a can 

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

business man in a can by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017