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James

extremely large dick (which he has a 4 foot long armoured case for), abs and biceps; oh yeah dont forget the triceps. he is constantly followed by a cults-worth of women who stick to him like iron filings on a magnet. has loads of girlfiriends and they all know about each other but decide to share him because he is just too good to have on your own. enemies include: teddy of gaycurlyhairland, jake, lord of pigeons, joseph of the rabbits XDDDDD, eugene the saltsmith, daohui of ching chong and alex of glasses XDDDDD. most likely to invite to a dinner party: casey neistat, keemstar and ksi.
Hot Woman 1: Are you worshipping James tonight?
Hot Woman 2: Wouldn't miss it for the world
by reallycooljames October 17, 2020
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Jamed

Ed for short. The combination between Jamet and Ed as his name. Was used by @younghotselow as his OC name on twitter.
“Ed for Jamed”
by younghotselow April 30, 2019
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James

The most loyal person who you’d ever know and is very romantic. James also is the friend who loves to haveDoritos and mouton dew and easily hit trick shots. James usually has 7+ Inches of penis to bless a lady with.
“James blessed his lady with his 7 inch penis
by The 1 inch wonder March 25, 2021
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James

James is a nikka who is nice, has good eyes. James gets all the bad bitches and is most likely to take to bitch. James also wears black air forces and can fuck you up.
Boy #1: Bro Vanessa broke with me
Boy #2: What happened?
Boy #1: James beat my ass and Vanessa left me for him
Boy #2: Stay single bc James will steal all ya bitches
by I’m not a simp u are September 21, 2020
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james

femboy twink that is uwu'ing a lot of the most times. for witch, a common human such as yourself requires the body warmth of "James", particularly in bed.
example: "i fucked james" "who?" THE FEMBOY TWINK, THAT NIGGA CUTE AND HOT
by fghjhbvcdnoWAY October 15, 2020
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James

Guaranteed to make you smile. A James is a very kind, considerate and loyal person. Fluffy blond hair and beautiful brown eyes. Gorgeous smile. Insanely attractive. He’ll always have a cool new fact to tell you, or one of his hilarious jokes! Loves D&D and video games, but also works out (great biceps). He doesn’t always realise just how incredible he is, so if you know a James, remind him of it! If you ever get the honour to date one, hold him close and never let that amazing guy go. I know I won’t. <3
Person 1: You know James?
Person 2: Of course I know him, he’s the best!
by GryffinGoddess January 13, 2022
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James

James is the pinnacle of a bad boy. He is loved by every girl, and he wears his blazer during summer. He is always prepared to just kiss someone he's just ready. What do you do with your free time. Oh my god stop. James is the kind of guy to search up random challegnes on urban dictionary like the mum challenge. We all know a James we love, we all know a James we hate, we all know a James we would kiss, we all know a James we would kill, we all know a James we would hook up with in the back of a movie theatre and then he would break up with you and it would suck. Sorry. The point is we all know alot of James, it's a common name, it's hard not to know one. Some James are f-boys, some aren't it is hard to tell until your sleeping with them.
Thank you.

Btw ily James ♡♡♡♡♡♡
OMG ILY JAMES ♡♡♡♡
by James' #1 BFF April 16, 2020
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