Dug's Egg

Scottish Slang: (Dog's Egg). A weirdo, a person with a strange/weird demeanour.

Did you hear the crap that guy was talking...He's a Dug's Egg.
Have you seen the state of the new guy in the IT department...He's as weird as a Dug's Egg.

by Dougies October 24, 2006

Awkward Eggs

Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.

As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.

As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".

by Vivian Erikson March 18, 2011

egg-in-bread

when a circle is removed from within a single slice of bread in a frying pan, into which an egg is cracked and consequently fried.

I'm just going to make me some egg-in-bread, do you want some?

by Poodletron August 22, 2009

Sly Egg

Someone who exhibits shady, underhanded behaviour or acts in a deceptive manner

That Anne is a right sly egg

by ScouseRJ November 20, 2014

shed an egg

When you are having sex with a woman and she starts her period during intercourse.

“I was banging out Susan last night, and when I pulled out she totally shed an egg on me.”

by VStone November 26, 2017

Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it

"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"

by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019

Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021