dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.

Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence

by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018

Dumb Joe

A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.

Dumb Joe just dropped 70 on their head

by JoeCheeseley March 11, 2020

Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.

"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"

by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009

Comfortably Dumb

Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.

After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.

by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 4, 2012

thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015

dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

Dumbness Abounds

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.

Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?

by YAWA March 25, 2021