Jello Clown

A person who walks as though they are a drunken clown with wobbly legs. Sometimes associated with someone who has underdeveloped leg muscles or lacks physical coordination causing an awkward scattery walk.
Ryan wokeup from a nap and was walking around the room like a Jello Clown.
by Rojia Banaei February 23, 2009
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Clown Turkerson

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level
Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson
by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020
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clown powder

Talking about Tenacious D:

"We needed that ingredient, the comedy... the.. the clown powder"
by Tenacious McGee January 01, 2018
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Busted Clown

That busted clown must have gotten his diploma from Clown University.
by not a clown May 31, 2011
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system clown

Someone with extremely linear way of thinking.
Someone who despises change.
This kind of person contradicts the advancement of society in all fields.
It could be over politics, religion, race, or how to build a tub.
system clown from the year 1900 - EUGENICS EZ T3H WIN.
by eddyeddyb March 03, 2013
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clown magnet

The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.
Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.
by Makaha Bandit July 01, 2014
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clown crew

The Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, New York Knicks, New York Yankees are a few examples of teams that due to poor management (we're looking at you Carl Peterson and Al Davis), bad coaching (same here Isiah Thomas) or aging players (looking at the Steinbrenners) that are now disgracing the names of formerly great franchises. So there for they are clown crews.
by R.P. Atkins September 16, 2008
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