beard bun

A beard with just enough length to make a bun when using a rubber band.

Did you see how ridiculous Al's beard bun looks on his chin??

by kozmotini December 14, 2017

shaft beard

similar to a neck beard, it is the appearance of a neck beard around the shaft of the penis.

Did you see his shaft beard peeking out of his boxers?

by Yolo Swagin May 4, 2015

mango beard

The act of urinating on your own beard.

Hey Bill I bet you can't give yourself a mango beard

by mrweegles February 12, 2019

Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.

Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!

by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015

Secret Beard

When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.

Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.

by siosays July 19, 2011

freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.

Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.

by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017

Liberty Beard

Liberty Beard (Adj.): When a member of the military doesn't shave on days off, or extended periods of leave or absence.

Guy 1: Hey, are you growing your Liberty beard out this weekend?
Guy 2: Bro I grow my liberty beard out every weekend.

by Liberty75 July 21, 2015