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Hobo Shank

The act of using the nail on your thumb that has grown very long as a shank because you don't have a real shanking device.
Peanut: "Hey that asshole over there called us gay."

(Friend walks over there and cusses him out)

Chapulin: "I hear that you were talking shit. Why don't you say that to my face, you pussy ass motherfucker!"

Big L: "What are you talking about? I barely even know you two!"

Chapulin: "Nigga, don't lie to me with your punk-ass self, man, don't make me hobo shank your pussy ass!"
by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009
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Hobo Ho

A woman who always is asking for favors or money and lives off of the wealth and favors of others.
That girl is always demanding money or gifts. She is a Hobo Ho.
by Rezzilient January 2, 2023
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Hobo Mealing

The act of entering a local Wal-Mart and ordering popcorn chicken from the deli, then proceeding to not pay at the counter, and instead tour the store eating them. Taking a soda from the coolers and drinking is optional, but highly filling.
Hey Skylar, want to go do some Hobo Mealing?" "Naw man, I'm still full from the Hobo Mealing earlier!
by Quizzy The Great March 25, 2011
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hobo's ketchup

When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.
This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?
by Josh the Ogre July 15, 2021
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hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.
Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.
by Thepea Lord November 29, 2010
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hobo nest

a place where hobos hang, keep booze, sleep, shoot up , and live.

normally not perminant, and usually found in tunnels, wooded areas, and beneath bridges
dude check out that hobo nest !
by mcdoubleD November 30, 2011
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hobo chug

Drinking an alcoholic beverage early in the day, somewhat like a homeless person. The object of a hobo chug is to be as messy/classless as possible... isn’t a true hobo chug if half isn’t soaking your shirt by the end.
“Hey wanna go to Siesta Key beach with me?”

“Only if we hobo chug beer first, I fuckin’ hate the beach...”
by FoxxyRoxy69 August 23, 2019
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