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net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
by rebic November 22, 2024
mugGet the net kidmug.

Net

Catching someones fall, being there plan B, girls go to them after breakup and friend zone them usually
Bro your just her net
by GoodD0ctor July 29, 2016
mugGet the Netmug.

net shaming

when you take a picture of someone (or your pet) after they did something bad or wrong, and post it online for others to see and learn from.
after mary was caught eating from the trash, josh took a photo of his dog and the mess, then posted it online net shaming mary for eating from the garbage.
by morguul January 6, 2014
mugGet the net shamingmug.

net fien

When people of random social sections asks questions in which you literally spend either four seconds to hours to even days trying to find the answer which causes you to have to need your mobile device to find answers online, books magazines and catalogs physically does not count as the proper answers to many variables.
Blank you write the answer. Or net fien it.
by Catchthat August 10, 2024
mugGet the net fienmug.

white net crawl

Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.
by J.Karai July 6, 2009
mugGet the white net crawlmug.

Net Planet

Net Planet is a Planet orbiting a star close to Earths.

Net Planet is much like Earth however on Net Planets troposphere all the way to it’s thermosphere is no CO2 present (carbon dioxide)
Net Planet is currently known as fiction/non existent as no one knows where it really is except for a species known as vex.

vex are “aliens” that come from this planet, they are the only ones that know of it, however they do not know how to go back. They commonly try to ask people if they know how to get there but obviously since they are on Earth they don’t know that humans don’t know about it. Vex are being passed from Net to Earth to research however over the years the vex have forgotten their purpose. Vex look just like humans and have no actual power.

Vex have access to social media and commonly express their feelings on there.
a vex would commonly ask where Net Planet is or how to get to it.
by D3$P4C170 June 2, 2019
mugGet the Net Planetmug.

Net

A male who is still a virgin at an age older than 25.
Wait you’re a net!! Sorry that’s a deal breaker.
by Paris Darling June 11, 2018
mugGet the Netmug.

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