Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.

Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.

by Modifier September 2, 2013

Red wedding Syndrome

The feeling that in every book/tv show you are exposed to anytime anything slightly dramatic starts to happen, every character you like in that scene will die. Most noted after a viewer watches "Game of Thrones" red wedding scene for the first time.

"I feel bad for the poor guy, he's got red wedding syndrome and freaks out even watching Disney movies, wondering who dies next."

by Sadahige May 19, 2014

Red tuesday

The Tuesday before Valentine's Day when your significant other is most likely to break up with you before the holiday.

Tomorrow is Red Tuesday I guess I should break up with him before Vday comes instead of after.

by glamqueen September 22, 2016

big red doge

Super insane price-checking god that descended from the third arm of Vishnu to price-check Katowice skins.

Wow, that guy got a Big Red Doge price-check!

by IsaacBananaBottom November 12, 2016

red splurge

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY

I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017

Red Gerard

17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.

Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.

“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”

by DaleThePig February 16, 2018

red eight

Used to define people going crazy after seeing red eights everywhere. Most people enter a coma after 8 years of witnissing this phenomenon.

This person is about to be a red eight.

by Rentah July 6, 2018