January 11

national kiss your SO day

emmy; hey it’s January 11th
me: oh I better go kiss my bf

by A rlly nice friend :) January 8, 2021

9/11

When George Bush blew up the world trade centre.

People say that in 9/11 jet fuel can't melt steal beams

by Pizza__ September 11, 2016

Fifa 11

Because fifa 98-10 wernt good enough

Dude 1 :fifa 11 is supposed to be good.

Dude 2: they will probs bring out a new one next year

by Butski September 29, 2010

March 11

International Ignore period day
If your significant other is on their period just look over it and get down freaky

Girl- I can’t I'm on my period

Boy- it’s march 11 i don’t mind
Girl- ohh lets make some babies then motherfucker

by Bigleo March 10, 2021

9/11

An inside job.

Jerry: What did Bush do, again?
Gary: He did 9/11

by Saint Nicholas Cage May 28, 2015

april 11

It's a day between the 10 April and the 12 April.

Guy n°1 : Today is the april 11
Guy n°2 : Yes it's true

by SaltyMole April 12, 2018

69/11

The day that Osama Bin Semen the Vaginal Terrorist took down two hot twins with his airplane-sized dick. He also left a crater in a BBW from his massive chode.

Now, kids, we're going to learn about the most dangerous sexual act to ever occur on American soil: 69/11

by TehKeyboardKrasher October 16, 2018