Eye Gouger

There you see something so bad and/or disgusting it makes you want to gouge out your eyes.
Guy1: "Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2: "Yeah, it was a real eye gouger".
by judge dredd7 on Jan 29, 2013

Guy1:" Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2:"Yeah,it was a real eye gouger".

by judge dredd7 July 18, 2013

Sunglass eyes

1. When you have a black eye/eyes and have to wear sunglasses to cover it. 2. When a person has 2 black eyes so bad it looks like sunglasses.

Guy1: "Whoa look at that dude! He has total sunglass eyes!"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"

by wtf69 April 6, 2010

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

eye spasm

when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice

it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped

i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped

by teddybear eyes June 19, 2009

japps-eye

The front hole of any penis!!!!!

Phil" hey Jarret nice cock.... why is your Japps-eye winking at me.

Jarret" "

by GAZZAJOKES October 7, 2023

Rhinestone eyes

The song from Gorillaz

what released 2010

Fuck You want me to say?

I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower
That you made with plastic power
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
When the paralytic dreams that we all seem to keep
Drive on engines 'til they weep
With future pixels in factories far away
So call the mainland from the beach
All parties now washed up in bleach
The waves are rising for this time of year
And nobody knows what to do with the heat
Under sunshine pylons, we'll meet
While rain is falling like rhinestones from the sky
I got a feeling now my heart is frozen
All the verses and the corrosion
Have been after native in my soul
I prayed on the unmovable
Yeah, clinging to the atoms of rock
Seasons, the adjustments
Times have changed
I can't see now, she said, "Taxi"
Now that light is so I can take
This storm brings strange loyalties and skies
I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower
That you made with plastic power
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
Here we go again
That's electric
That's electric
Helicopters fly over the beach
Same time every day, same routine
A clear target in the summer when skies are blue
It's part of the noise when winter comes
It reverberates in my lungs
Nature's corrupted in factories far away
Here we go again
That's electric
Your love's like rhinestones falling from the sky
That's electric

by Depressedshocksitehater35 February 15, 2024

tokyo red eye

A spin off of a tequila shot: snort the salt, shoot the tequila, and then squeeze the lime into your eye.

The boys and I did a Tokyo red eye at the bar and now my eyes are on fire.

by CaptainCrixus May 20, 2017