Sheetrock Job

Get her on her knees with head against the wall while pounding the back of her throat which will cause dents in the sheetrock

I need to go to home depot to buy some sheetrock job patch after last night

by Cheese N Cecil January 11, 2025

Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.

I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.

by Shmamm! November 23, 2024

zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.

I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017

Pacific Rim Job

When you visit a city located on the Pacific Rim (Tokyo, Sydney, etc.) and get some sort of sexual action, such as a hand or blow job. This gives someone asking about your sexual activity just enough information to know if you got some but not enough to disturb them.

"Hey how was your trip to Tokyo?"

"It was great; i got a Pacific Rim job at this club!"

"Nice. Maybe ill go to Tokyo"

by almostfunny November 22, 2013

National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job

His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day

by lilly2222 November 19, 2022