Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024
Get the John the barbermug. Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.
they will know my name.
- Denrari "Rari" K.
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.
they will know my name.
- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025
Get the John Handcockedmug. by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019
Get the Pulling a Johnmug. 6.0 John is a big country white boah who loves to swing his Chevy 2500 longgggggg bed also know for knockin down the daughter of the famous guy on street outlaws.
by SRT.Ant April 9, 2024
Get the 6.0 Johnmug. Marsha: Dam Linda, wha happened to yo face?
Linda: Had a rough john trucker last night, at least he tip good.
Matt: Hey Sam, you heard Lucy is divorcing her husband?
Sam: No wonder, he was a rough john.
Linda: Had a rough john trucker last night, at least he tip good.
Matt: Hey Sam, you heard Lucy is divorcing her husband?
Sam: No wonder, he was a rough john.
by rough john December 6, 2024
Get the Rough Johnmug. by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020
Get the John The Bishopmug. A perfect person for everyone.
by Eudora the great March 8, 2022
Get the Rocky johnmug.