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Douche

A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.
Shane is such a douche
by JustSomeRandomLad December 15, 2022
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Douchbag

Andrew Tate is the definition of a douchbag
by Dictiontron December 29, 2022
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Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.
Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.
by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023
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Douche canoe

Landen is a fucking douche canoe
by Harrysavage January 23, 2023
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docharas

Docharas is a beautiful and complicated indigenous girl. Half snake half butterfly she doesn’t use her beauty for good or bad but rather for KARMA.
Watch out bro here comes Docharas.
by Zerotozer0 January 25, 2023
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Douchebag

Describes what is left of a person after the best part of them dripped down the crack of their mama’s ass.
You are a complete and utter douchebag. The best part of you dripped down the crack of your mama’s ass.
by El Barbón March 15, 2023
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douché canoe

Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.

This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.
My punk bish sister in-law is a lying, cheating douché canoe.
by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023
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