John

Another name for a noun. Most commonly used jokingly. (Person, place or thing)

“Man look at that John” “yeah that John huge!”

by Fartkocker124 December 7, 2023

John

Someone with smol pp and is sometimes funny

John watches too many memes on facebook

by somone? May 28, 2020

Johned

The action of tapping/smacking your partners tits.

Guy 1: “Dude I just johned this girl last night it was so fun!”
Guy 2: “No shot! You rizzed her up bro”

by anonymous April 1, 2024

Livin' like John

frequently having sex without a condom

"yeah man I've been seeing this girl lately and let's just say I've been Livin' like John"

by Jon062 November 3, 2024

fat white john

a very fat white girl that is usually very popular with hellcat driving blacks

“look jamal just pickup that fat white john in his hellcat “

by cj2k24 April 22, 2024

John

A john someone who is annoying asf. His friends are fake to him and always talk bad about him behind his back

Dang I don’t like john

by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021

3AM Papa Johns

The time of the night where you smoke all the remaining weed while ordering Papa Johns on the phone.

Dude its time for 3AM Papa Johns,Im so excited.

by FuckThePolice May 27, 2017