Definitions by FuckThePolice

3AM Papa Johns 

The time of the night where you smoke all the remaining weed while ordering Papa Johns on the phone.

Dude its time for 3AM Papa Johns,Im so excited.

3AM Papa Johns by FuckThePolice May 27, 2017

Calb 

A God. He steals everyone's bitches. Cooler than anyone you will ever meet.

It's CALB!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!

Calb by FUCKTHEPOLICE March 4, 2015

billisecond

the same as a nanosecond, but less sciencey-sounding.

I ran right into him when I came around the corner, but it only took me a billisecond to pull the trigger.

billisecond by fuckthepolice January 5, 2009

kuleka 

an african word meaning "leave"

When a guy with a spear is screaming "kuleka" at you from behind some bushes, you should probably dip.

kuleka by fuckthepolice October 18, 2008

Euphoria 

Euphoria means you are feeling much better than you usually do. However, since the prefix "eu-" is Greek for "normal", the implication is that the way you feel in everyday life is actually "dysphoria", a state of depression.

The legendary psychedelic chemist Alexander Shulgin brought the true meaning of euphoria to my attention.

Euphoria by fuckthepolice February 18, 2008