F.E.A.R.

F=Fuck
E=Everything
A=And
R=RUN!
Typical procedure to get the fuck out of a particularly unpleasant situation.
Examples:
Cleanup duty for a party?
F.E.A.R.
Bear show up by the campsite?
F.E.A.R.
GF Pregnant?
F.E.A.R.
In class and then a essay was due?
F.E.A.R.

As you can see, it's very simple.

"Okay guys, manager just called, if the place isn't cleaned by the time he gets here, he's gonna start docking people's pay"
"Wait what?! Dude! He's right outside the building!"
"WHAT! FUCK! F.E.A.R., EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF, I AM FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

by anonymoust563 June 15, 2017

Y.M.B.R

Young Master Blunt Roller

Eg: Let Sean roll that blunt bro you know he’s the Y.M.B.R !
Eg: What the fuck is that dog? Give it to the Y.M.B.R now!
blunt weed rolling stoner pearled fatty

by YungSean May 3, 2018

U.S.S.R.

United Socialist Statist Republics

A country that existed for a while, until its conflicting system of governance split it apart.

Did you know? The U.S.S.R. was a communist state!

Of course not, it was statist!!

Don't you mean socialist?

Same thing!

by 112358134711 December 2, 2018

Do u have r stopid

A language of the gods, that we still don't understand

Subject A: lel u stopid
Subject B: ur an idit
Subject A: do u have r stopid
Subject B: o shit
Subject B : *literally fucking dies*

by YourLocalNippleTwister December 16, 2018

P.C.S.R.P.

(Post climactic sympathetic response period)

The period of time after sexual

climax when a male experienced a heightened sense of remorse towards either A. His partner that he just ejaculated on/in, or B. His actions after masturbating to pornography.

Guy 1: dude I was fucking this girl last night, it was sick

Guy 2: oh dude, that’s sick. Did you nut on her face?
Guy 1: yeah man, it was great, until the P.C.S.R.P. kicked in and I got her a towel and a drink.

by BigMunch March 8, 2019

P.T.A.R.T.

P.T.A.R.T (or PTART): "Please Take A Real Taxi"

Used by taxi drivers and taxi owners in response to market losses by such gig work as Uber and Lyft

Uber driver SHOT six people! P.T.A.R.T.!

by allseasonradial May 6, 2019

Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!

The humorous knighted-Scottish-actor impersonation that you eye-twinkingly utilize to address your companion(s) when letting them into a building of some kind where the "regular" entrance had been either locked, jammed, or obstructed with objects/debris on the inside, and so you have "gone around" and slipped into said edifice from an alternate door or other opening that you know about from previous visits here, wormed your way forward through the interior of the structure till you eventually reached the front access-point again, cleared away any blockage from the doorway-area, and then finagled/wrestled said door open for easier and less-obtrusive entry by your accompanying humans; this saves their all having to tiringly make extra steps all the way over to the side-entrance, slither through narrow doorways, clamber over obstructions, unnecessarily disturb other present occupants of said building, etc..

Years ago before we had a telephone of our own, my sister and I would occasionally go to make calls at the office of a fellow-low-income-neighbor's service-garage. The only problem was that the shop's French-window-style front door had a broken/loose latch-mechanism, and thus the door was often very balky about opening up from the outside. So to save my slight-figured and not-very-steady-on-her-extra-small-feet sister's having to wobblingly struggle her way into the office by an alternate route, I would merely leave her standing at the front door of the garage while I performed a classic "Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!" maneuver --- I'd hurriedly scuttle around back, quietly sidle in at the mechanics'-access door, unobtrusively pick my way through the service-bays where the guys were working and on into the office's rear entrance, forcibly fumble and jiggle the wobbly latch-mechanism to coax the front door into performing its "open sesame" routine, and then smilingly usher my still-patiently-waiting sister inside the office and over to the old swivel-chair by the desk where the phone was.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019