thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022

quick job

to have sex mad quick

"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"

by Goochenberg October 10, 2013

Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.

Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.

by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020

Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,

oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone

by king dream November 25, 2013

Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina

That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours

by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018

Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.

"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."

by tetjob March 20, 2020