coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021

fish

This is an animal, which lives in the water.

The fish is an animal.

by Krumpli March 1, 2018

Tip fishing

The act of ingratiating oneself with someone who has recently come into money or fortune in the hopes of receiving a portion of it. This often involves feigning friendship or displaying exaggerated kindness towards the individual who has obtained the wealth, with the ulterior motive of benefiting financially from the association. Similar to "gold digging," but specifically targeting recent windfalls or successful endeavors.

Berkay: Yoooo dom i love you bro I heard about that fortune 500 company you ransomed btw my moms nudes got leaked my rollbit username is berkayy

Me: Bro, stop tip fishing

by Mehmet1976 April 14, 2024

Umbrella Fish

Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.

Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.

by Bands731 August 23, 2021

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Fish Agency

Fishy agency (or fish) is a term used for someone with a poor sence of agency.
The term was coined by discord user 'Cozolt' as friendly banter and is commonly used in small sfw recreational hypnosis spaces.

'You have *fish agency* mate' 'Ha fish'

by Cozolt June 12, 2024