on my meat

When a person is on your case

Bro that teacher is is on my meat

by On my meat January 20, 2018

waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 12, 2017

Fart meat

Another name for a butt or ass

“Did you see that girl walk by? She had a lot of fart meat”

by Luke3227 March 28, 2024

Break The Meats

Stepping on someone's toes or on the back of their shoe while they are walking.

Lydia and Emily are standing outside and Jaelin stomps on Lydia's toes screaming "BREAK THE MEATS!"

Jason is walking down hall and Emily steps on the beak of his shoe. Jason-- "Dude quit breakin' my meats. I'm trying to walk here!"

by TheBeastlyOneForSure September 24, 2011

meat bully

A meat bully is a person (usually a male) who masturbates, sometimes furiously, at every opportunity, much like a bully who never misses an opportunity to harass his target.

House to myself is ideal, but everyone asleep is cool. Either way, it’s meat bully time.

by virgil_tibbs April 24, 2021

Meat Beanie

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Jack’s meat beanie keeps his sleepyhead warm.

by Firecrotch108 December 31, 2023

Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017