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Inglewood Jack

A hockey fighting technique taught by Jules Winnfield, that involves pulling another player's jersey over his head from behind, simultaneously blinding the player and forcing him to bend forward at the waist, then punching the player with uppercut punches to the head, shoulders, and chest.
Named for Inglewood, California, a city with a 'rough' reputation, where Jules Winnfield lived. Also the the city where portions of Boyz N Da Hood and Training Day were filmed.
"Oh shit, Brashear is giving Brookbank the Inglewood Jack."
Inglewood Jack by Tomahawk Jackson February 6, 2013
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Amber Jack 

When you turn your dick a vibrant shade of orange from sitting around all day watching porn, jacking off and eating bags of Cheetos.
I think it's permanently orange now braaaaahhh. I've don't nothing but amber jack all spring break.
Amber Jack by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

tarmac jack

A person who works on highway or roadside construction while working with tar and crushed rock.

A British hillbilly located somewhere in the Adirondacks in the states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, or New York. Nobody is aware as to where they come from or how they got to where they are, but they are infamous for appearing out of forests near rarely used highways and pulling down their pants, shaking their ass in front of cars passing by before returning to the woods in which they appeared. They have also been seen paddling bare naked in wooden canoes when it is raining heavily, only wearing a pair of construction ear muffs, with one of the ears having had the silicone removed from it. Known places of residence of Tarmac Jacks are often red white and blue tool sheds in the middle of nowhere next to a desolate road with at least one hundred "kill Biden," or "fuck Biden" signs in the front. The most common locations that these men are found are in Tupper Lake, New York and Stark, Vermont and Berlin, New York, and sometimes, but very rarely, Concord, New Hampshire.
Well, looks you've scored yourself a job as a roadside worker, Jim. You'll be a real Tarmac Jack now!

Who's that weird motherfucker shaking his ass in front of our car?
Ah, don't worry 'bout that, Jimmy boy. That's just one of them lunatic Tarmac Jacks.
tarmac jack by garfsnarf December 17, 2022

What the Jack? 

A phrase sometimes used to avoid cursing, sometimes by professors. A similar reference can be found in Matlab using the 'why' command.
When the problem didn't work out as expected, the professor exclaimed, "What the Jack?!"

lost as jack

if youre really really really lost somewhere or you are incredibly confused , you are essentially as lost as jack from the hit TV show "lost" when he lands on a mysterious island of polar bears and black smoke. to be as "lost as jack"
hi , can you tell me where i am? i'm as lost as jack!
yes sure, you are in the town of rhyl you lucky devil!
lost as jack by sparkaius September 14, 2010

Maasai jumping-jack 

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."

Taliban Jack 

A nickname that refers to the Leader of Canada's NDP, Jack Layton, because of his lack of support of the Canadian Armed Forces and his sympathy and concern for the Taliban
God, that Taliban Jack is an ass, eh?
Taliban Jack by Steven Badger December 15, 2008